M & M Tax Act 2019?
February 08, 2019
Fourth grade students at Gunston have just been slammed with an M&M tax. It will cost them varying amounts of M&M’s to draw, sit or use the computer. One student opted, today, stand and color for recess to avoid the hefty chair tax. And computer time will cost as high as 4 of those colorful candies. Such hardships!
When the teacher handed out assignments (AKA Official Documents) earlier today- BAM, 2 more M&M's please! Students were annoyed to learn it would cost them sweetly to pay those darned taxes and to get their work done.
As the days go by there will be more items and activities taxed. Parliament has been rumored to be tax exempt with some saying that they may even keep those delicious little taxes for themselves.